Michele & Carol Farewell!

These 2 gers are leaving us! Sux! They are 'FLYING OFF' soon. So envious to engage in a bimbo-tic, brainless job haha. Michele: Suits you alright :P So we had the gathering at a KTV pub! Boozing Time! 2 bottles of Chivas and 1 jug of complimentary beer made Michele into a Japanese-speaking drunkard. She was always telling me whenever she gets drunk, she will start to speak Japanese, and I had always brushed her off as rubbish haha! BUT I truly experienced it that day. Damned Funny! The most hilarious happening that night! I love seeing Michele DRUNK! Give me more manz!


A drunkard in the making.....


Still sober...not so soon...


Candid shot is the best!


Coming soon....


haha....coming coming..


Orh..Ki Siao already..


Confirmed Ki Siao liao..Going to speak Japanese soon..


I miss working with them manz!


Ok folks! These are the 2 gers manz! Bimbos in the making :P

My Dear is in Town!

My dear Joline is in town! Remember the first ger who sent me flowers? Yeah, is her! She sure was busy once she touched Singapore ground! We could only meet her in the afternoon for lunch! That's opportunity cost for us, u know what I mean? haha But bo bien you are Joline Chu leh! Ok, pics time!


Lynette Mommy, Joline, Genie & Me!


'L' size and 'S' size. WTF!


Mommy and Joline.


Gd thing she changed her phone!

Night of Celebration means drinking again!

After the ceremony, it was drinking session again! We went to a KTV pub at Keong Saik Street (suggested by Andy), with a very 'un-SUD' name! Not good to mention it here, but the name remains me of those Taiwanese-type-of-stores where they sell F4 posters, or SHE 'Ou Siang Ka' aka photo cards, or Meteor Garden collectibles..YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT I MEAN?!!! So we ordered 2 bottles of Chivas. Of coz we have to 'ta' with Genie! Can't be always ME drinking right?! Kaoz! So cheeky Eileen started the ball rolling..keke :P But ultimately the Suay Me, no matter what, will always lose big time in the STUPID 21-card game, and what happens thereafter I needn't elaborate liao. Yah and Genie was very sweet to say those words to me. Eh...can I ST..P you? haaa

So reached hm at abt 3plus am and i can still bath. Not bad!

Went Ikea with my sisters to buy furniture the next day afternoon. It was horrendous, damned packed! While queing up in the eternally long queue, a stupid couple thought I jumped queue! I was only moving the items to my sis in front of them lor. I WAS SUPER HOT, FUMING MAD! F.I.T.E! WL then we exchanged a few sentences of 'buay-songness' lor plus a few 'Diao'! My kind sis said cannot quarrel and create a hugh commotion in the middle of the queue!

At night, met up with Jas, Cleo-sorosna, YL, Ooi in a KTV Pub near Paradiz Centre. This pub carries a more 'Sud-Ki' name haha. Then Na ordered Chivas again. WL~ but nvm Na, we cheapskate one hor! U know what I mean right?! And I freaking hell am cursed in the 21-card game! I striked turkey for getting 3-sevens 3 times! Who is suay? Tell me abt it manz! Jas and Yl really do find pleasure in drinking the mixers only, I am truly impressed! And Ooi si-bei-sud, after 1 glass said she sei and went hm! If I downed that bucket of Hoegarden, merlion is reappearing again! But Na is sud, out of 6, she downed 4! Plus half bottle of Chivas. This night is shiong for me, I know coz when I reached hm I didn't bath. I woke up at 8am to bath. This means I am sei liaoz.

I am HaPpiE!

I am happy for 2 main reasons. Firstly, my beloved colleague, Genie, is receiving a prestigious award for being one of the top sales person. She truly deserves it. I admire and respect her from the bottom of my heart. Whoever that perseveres to the end with a plaque in his/her hand is the winner :P So to show my support for her, I ordered a bouquet of flowers for this lady. Eh.. because she told me she wanted it haha but I brushed it off, and my first response was 'HUH? U SIAO AH!' haha and I really meant it coz I thought it is kinda 'bah' - (hanyu pinyin 2nd sound)! But come Friday, I still did it, and spent quite some time coz first time!! AND I didn't know it is freaking EXPENSIVE! (I want a reimbursement from GENIE SI!) Guys actually quite poor thing hor haha. Actually Jane enlightened me coz she said she always order flowers for her ger frenz to cheer them up or encourage them. SOooooo SWEET! :)

As for the second happy thing, I can't reveal much coz I paiseh :P It goes along the line of me connecting with GOD. I usually read books or magazines on train/bus rides. But for the past 3,4 mths, I sleep! But on Fri morning, I just took out daily bread and read. MY GOD! Why? Because there are certain matters always going on in my mind so much so that sometimes I can't sleep or will fall into a depression. This gets worse recently so I was thinking 'That's it!' So after reading it, I needn't say more, GOD is again talking to me! haha This sounds cliche to u huh.. Then that's your problem ah!

Some Funnie Thgs to Share..

I was listening to Class 95 this morning when FD and Glenn were sharing some funny survey did on guys - "Things that Gers Hate about Guys!" Sooooo funnie....!! HAHAHA! See whether you gers share the same sentiments k :P

1. GERS HATE GUYS WHO WEAR PLEATED PANTS!

Pls see below:

Actually not too bad wat haha....
BUT they prefer this! So is this point valid??? :P

Is not that gers are that particular but pleated pants do make a guy less fashionable, and kinda older? And pleated pants are slightly tapered, narrowed down, so they are not that flattering on the waist, hip, butt, legs etc.. If coupled with the pants being grey or ink blue in colour, it will be a total fashion turnoff. On the other hand, Flat-Front Pants are more flattering. Apparently, they make the legs look longer and make the hip area leaner as well. What do you gers think?

2. GERS HATE GUYS WHO PULL THEIR PANTS HIGH UP TO COVER THEIR TUMMIES! THIS IS THE SO-CALLED WALNUT STOMACH HAHAHA

Alot of guys like to pull up their pants to cover their tummy. So their belt would be like half-way through the stomach, bulging out further. Then they will stand in a slouging position. Haha.. The rest you guys just imaging.

I don't discriminate lah, just wana share this little anecdote with people. If you gers have any more points, can let me know maybe I can add on :P

One-Eyed Queen..

My left eye had been tearing like nobody's business for the past 3 days. Shitty Shit! I am really 'accident and casualty proned'! How it started?? On Friday morning, I was getting ready for work. As usual, I put on my lens, mascara and used a tweezer to 'comb' my lashes and pluck the scattered brows. JUST THEN! SUDDENLY, the tweezer hit straight into my left eye ball! OUCHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! It was darn painful leh! Machiam gana punched! I took 10min to regain 'consciousness'. So during the train journey, I closed my eyes and rest. Everything was ok, no pain, nthg thereafter. Still merrily went to main br for meeting.

Then during the meeting, my left eye started to 'go mad' liao started tearing.. After that my br ppl proceeded to pubbing, I was PERPETUALLY holding a piece of tissue paper and mirror to wipe off the profused tearing. I was so busy noe..still got to use the other hand to play cards and finger-guessing games! SOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo IRRITATING! And the suay thing is that I don't know why I am always losing in the stupid 21-card game! Early into the game, I am already made to drink dunno what half glass lah then full glass lah KAOZ! I seriously think Eileen is my curse in this game. PLS DO NOT SIT BESIDE ME IN PUBS NEXT TIME, THKS! And I hope you gers didn't swop cards to sabo me hor!! I feel so victimised! Jo, come back soon!! Yah, then the finger-guessing game, I am seriously forced to drink leh.. coz certain times I think I am gana SABO one. Imagine when one person said 'five', all the clenched fists are laid out and suddenly one hand can slowly open up, then all of a sudden, everyone is SHOUTING, "Orh.....DRINK!" What is this manz! And I am an injured soul with one eye only!! ~~ And to think is Genie Si who is doing this to me!!! Nvm.. I SUD one =P But no more next time k!

Dear left eye, get well soon. I need to wear my lens over u tml.. Nites.

Memories - Don't come fading on me pls!

I never really read other ppl's blog until I suddenly remember my gd friend has a blog! So, I kpo went to read and found the following. She posted some of the happenings we had yrs, yrs back! So cute and so sweet! Found alot of memories back recently. I seriously am worried abt my lousy memory bank. I can't seem to remember minute details that have happened until MUCH MUCH recalling! My friends gave up! Ooi, Jas, Cher and Queky have made 'Helping Juan to recall' a normal course of our conversation already, I think.

Imagine during my poly attachment with Ooi in China for 1.5 mths, we had travelled to our workplace for so long, and yet every other day I would ask Ooi "Wo Men Zai Na Li a.k.a where are we? Where is our office?" Yah, she has a gd temper. Thank God! Now you asked me where I have visited in China and describe the places, I can tell you the visual images in my brain and the name of the places that I can remember will never tally!! Maybe I will mix up the places in Suzhou with Hangzhou as well :P Oh yah, I went to Vietnam for attachment too! Hopefully I wouldn't mistaken some places in Vietnam to be in China!! Kaoz!

Yah, have to mention the Thailand trip last year with Genie (just last yr only!!). I tell u hor, I totally cannot remember Marbunkong, Chinatown, Chatuchat, the night spot place, the many shopping areas etc which is which leh!! (I tell u hor even all these places' names, I had actually asked cleo-sorosna who is online now!) ~~ Ok, I am a failure, that's it! Genie, kill me!

I am already a moron when it comes to sense of direction. I need road signs seriously or I will die. Yah and Genie is gg to say 'DUNNO THE ROAD STILL WANT TO WALK IN FRONT! ONLY KNOW HOW TO WALK STRAIGHT!' The reason why this sentence is in caps is because Genie Si would be literally shouting when she says this!

I remember 1 very funny incident. My pals and I had gone to Bugis one day and I need to go washroom. They continued to shop near the ladies' while I went alone. It was a straight route, no turnings etc, straight right to the ladies. I tell u all hor, when I came out, I couldn't find them! I couldn't find the shop they were at previously! And you know what? I had turned right when I stepped out and then walked straight! Why? Why? Why? I really dunno why I turn? Don't ask me already pls! And they had to call me to check on me! And they were PUZZLED+AMAZED+ASTONISHED=GIVE UP!

Seriously, everytime when I go KTV, and wanted to go ladies'. I will make a huge effort to memorise the way there, and try hard to remember the 'landmarks' along the way. (Wah Lao, what an embarrassment!)

Anyway, the followings are what I found in flowerJasmine's blog:

Happy Memories :

1. Neoprints
We took tons and i mean really TONS of neoprints last time.. is really crazy.. we were so rich then..always take wherever we go.. the six of us with the exact position. we even made our lecturer pasted one on her computer

2. Juan's bro hse
We climbed over the fence to get into the hse coz she forgot to bring the KEYS. haha.. wow lau.. can u imagine, six clumsy girls climbing over the fence.. is really pathetic plus maddeness.. is really a classic.. would nv forget the scenerio till date

3. Sentosa
We pinic in the middle of the beach under the god damn hot sun with an umbrella.. how stupid can we be.. or rather we were rather ONZ last time.. cant imagine we will doing tt now

4. Mahjong
We didnt know how to play and we played 50 cents if one "HU".. haha.. wat's wrong with us???

5. Pager
Back time, pager is very popular.. we will always leave stupid voicemail and the best is that we have each other's password (shows how close we were ah) haha... still rem tt time ru said a ghost story and scared us manz haha

6. ICQ
We were logged onto ICQ, created dialouge box and chatted everyday.. talking abt nonsense and rubbish...now we oso dun ICQ liao.. is MSN liao haha

~~~Plagiarised from flowerjasmine.blogdrive.com

I think I can add on leh.. I sud one, I continue what I can remember :P

1. In marketing class, clumsy Ooi tried to act cool by sitting on the table and gossip. Jas and me were very engrossed in our conversation when suddenly there was a loud 'bang!' and there Ooi was sitting on the floor with a stunned look plus a collapsed table. And as usual our first reaction was to 'BURST OUT LAUGHING' then helped the poor ger up! ha~~ now thinking back I still think it was damned funnie!

I am chatting with cleo-sorosna, the chiong queen right now, and because of her, she reminded me alot of the embarrassing incidents we had when we were young chiong-ing)

2. The first time Ooi went to Zouk with TT and me. She drank magarita from a huge jug, think she really drank too much in one shot haha We were beside a big potted plant. She was silent for quite a while. Suddenly, she turned and told me:

Ooi: Eh, I just vomitted.

Me: Huh?? *Eyes wide* Where??

Ooi: There. (pointing to the potted plant)

Me: Oh My God! *Giggling* Ok, u stand here in case you want to vomit again. This is the most strategic place for u already. Haha

Then not long after, she really turned over and started vomitting again. Haha. I bet TT didn't know Ooi vomitted all the while. Coz Ooi is gd, too composed!! She can really play cool manz! Buay Ta Han!

(As I'm doing this blog, the tv is showing Meteor Garden, argh! My fav!)

3. Last time Samsara was darn popular. There was once Yl, vie, me and a few others were there. That vie was super high tt night, she was drunk! She talked nonsense and her actions were beyond control, and she still danced! Then I DO NOT KNOW why I was involved in that incident, when Yl is supposed to be taking care of vie, her best friend! I went with vie to the ladies' and her bones are heavy, she leaned onto me as we walked! Suddenly..... both of us lose control and we fell (real topple) into the gents'! WTF! The floor was freaking hell dirty, and we are both heavy, and there were men inside the toilet! Several men even helped us up, and kept asking are we ok! I tell you I didn't even dare look into their eyes. So embarrassing! Right after, all of us DASHED out of Samsara!

4. DBL O was my fav coz the drinks were dirt cheap. Our grp supported the ladies' night whole-heartedly as free flow :) So I made Ooi meet me early coz I wana drink!! Think at abt 8pm. The rest would arrive later at abt 11pm. I tell u this was also the most super paiseh night I had. From 8pm I drank til 10plus, and by that time I was a goner. At 11pm, I was practically leaning, and squarting, and sitting, all kinds of positions. When the gers came and started the night dancing away, my night had ended already. I didn't even know who's there that night! Kaoz. So I was ostracized and out-casted for 2hrs until 2am, we left the place. I vomitted from outside the pub, to outside cafe cartel, to inside the cab, to the next morning in SIM toilet!!!!

Ok, I couldn't think of any thing else already. Wait for the gers to fill in the gaps..

A Day in the Br when We were bored..

Happily, merrily taking pics..

Posing..

Monkey business..

...and someone is jealous coz she's all alone at Alex..

Neh neh ni bu bu..

Hmmmm.....

.....ok, let me kill your boredom..guess what I say next..

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Yeah! Gotten??? Haha

I'm Gonna Study again..

Yes, correct I'm gg back to study. This time around 'Zhi Xu Chen Gong, Bu Xu Shi Bai' coz I paid $1,200 plus for the exams and my blood is oozing out from my heart. I don't feel such pain when I take money out for holiday. So shallow.. One is investment for better future (hopefully) and one is pure enjoyment, but I feel more towards the former haha. Coupled with the fact that I just lent (or rather give?? Argh!) someone money, so feeling a bit imbalanced now! But nvm, money can aways be earned back! Gambateh!

Cher, I would need your help when I start on the course, plssss help me but can don't 'niam' me? haha I promise I will work hard :P Anyway you will be made a partner eventually, take pity on me k!

Can somebody pls tell me why 2006 passes so fast? Another 2 mth will be 2007! My God, please take ur time, we can't catch up with your pace. We are huffing and puffing already..

The days are slow and the years are fast.
What have you achieved in your life so far?
I am still at the starting point and yet 1/3 of my life is gone.
Once I begin the race, would I think back and whine '..yet 2/3 of my life is gone?'
If YOU had carried me on your back all this while, would YOU want to slow down and let me look around?
If YOU decide to slow down for me one day, would you promise to spice it up with happiness only?

~~~Authentically by Juanzzz..

Glad to have you back too as a gd friend..

The message was 3 years late, and I am glad I did that. I was then too pre-occupied by my plight that I neglected my surroundings. I saw the card I received back then, I read the blog you wrote back then (nw then I read that!!). I was quite embarrassed and ashamed so to speak. I don't know how so do I deserve all these?

Thanks for leaving a trace in your blog. It reminds me of what happened then. Is not like I am a sadist but everythg had happened in a flash and I was so disoriented.

All of you were there to bring me through that phrase. I couldn't thank you all more than enough, you guys know who you are.