No birthdays.........pls

I am terribly horribly afraid of all these happening to me. I am damn super scared of aging. I don't want to be 25 years old. I want to be 24 always! Time flies like a rocket with no yesterday, yester-year.. I thought I was just mugging for my Economics paper yesterday? I thought I was just giving tuition to my students this morning? I thought I was just watching 'Zhen Qing' last evening? GOSH! ARGHHHHH.......!!!! My feeling is indescribable, nobody understands. My peers think I am crazy. They are looking forward to age gracefully. That is the last thing I wana for myself!

Nevertheless my Birthday Wishes are NOT TO HAVE the followings:

Super Fears:

1. Aged

2. Grow old

3. No stamina to jog

4. Fat (Don't laugh; there's a difference b/w plump and fat!)

5. No money in bank accounts

6. Droopy butt, breasts

7. Cockroaches (be it small or big, crawl or fly)

8. Lizards (be it 20 cm or 20m away? eeekkksss ... yucks..)

9. Left on the shelf after age 30

10. Childless at age 30

11. No true friends to age with me (I need your support!!!)

12. Brain size gets smaller

13. Waist size gets bigger

14. Becoming a water barrel after child-birth

15. Husband is a stinko, fat and oily hahahaha

Pray for me k. Amen.